every time i see american horror story shortened as “ahs” i always read it as american high school
i wish i knew what you were thinking
i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
i swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???
Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45020194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:23PM on 23/04/2007
remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking